Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Who is Eugene?




His name is Eugene, he rocks dirty jeans and is often seen in a street corner scene trying to feed and clothe his seeds.  He used to drive an AMG and owned a house by the sea.  Schooled his seeds privately and gave his wife a shoe boutique; to keep her busy, so she wouldn't freak.  You know how housewives can be: a lot of time that's free, a strong hunger they must feed, the husband is an absentee... next thing you know, a first year geek is feeding her needs (success comes with a price indeed).

Eugene's was a life of greed, a pot bellied B buzzing from E E, but living life honestly.  Until he met Shabir.
He had a plan to whip more cream and give his seshebo train more steam, "There's a forty billion rand deal to protect a country in peace.  Ignore the irony and focus on the cream cheese.  We can achieve with ease, through the DP, Jay Zee."

"So why do you need me?"

"I and he are too friendly, Jay Zee and me.  The powers that be would incorrectly see our business deal as quite shady.  They could even call it corrupt, quite generally.  So I need a B that's clean."  Eugene agreed to feed his greed, a possession need.  Things went well indeed.  Then an old friend appeared who ran the ID's, decided to blabber her mouth on TV, using words like "corrupt" and naming Jay Zee, incriminating a company that belonged to Shabir.

"This bitch is turning up the heat.  Better call Shabir."

"Eugene! How's the family scene?"

"Let us pause with the niceties Shabir, what's the deal?"

"Don't stress Eugene you're clean, there's no way you can bleed."

"Are you for real?"

"Eugene, I've given your part of the deal a safety seal."

"I give you my trust Shabir, let there be peace."  A few months deceased, followed by a couple of weeks.  Shabir is in the hot seat, watched over by Heath.  It is found that he is guilty.  In a bid to be free, he submits plea after plea.  Next on the list is Jay Zee, but his team thinks quickly.  Another connection is seen, "Who is this Eugene?  A small fish in this big sea?  He too must suffer for his greed."  A few million is retrieved by a schoolmate, Pikoli.

"Look Eugene, I'll give you a deal:  Speak truthfully and give me the info I need, we'll treat it secretly and keep you off the TV.  Do you agree?"

"If I can stay free, that's guaranteed."

"Now forget the greed Eugene and focus on your other creams.  Deal?"

"Don't say that word to me, it's what got me in this schpeel!  So let us just say I agree."  Now his wife has lost her boutique, his seeds are schooled publicly and living space is quite crampy.  Never the less, he has a strong belief and will soon be on his feet, thanks to a viable scheme, a pension dream, with a young Brown on his team.  Brown seems for real, things work with ease, until again it's the TV; Fidentia is screened.  "Dad come see, your friend is on the TV and we're watching it for free!  That lady you don't feel is giving him the third degree!"

"Do your homework before you go to sleep."  The feces and the fan meet!  Right then Eugene is on his knees, "Dear God please, make this a dream!  Forgive my wrong deeds!  This time I kept it clean.  I even hit the church scene and gave a tenth of my cream, so please let me be!"  Time to hit the b. e. d. get some sleep, dream of peace, be at ease... there's a ring on his N73!  "How could this be?  I used to drive an AMG and owned a house by the sea.  I schooled my kids privately and gave my wife a shoe boutique.  Now I rock dirty jeans and am often seen in a street corner scene trying to feed and clothe my seeds.  Meanwhile, my wife feeds her needs with some freshman geek.  My name is Eugene."

  

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