Thursday, 31 July 2014

Survivor

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They go to learn, but instead spend time chanting
They stand to lead, but instead incite
They dress to protect, but instead maim
They work to inform, but instead delude
They…always they

We write to uplift, instead we punch lines
We sing to soothe, instead we mimic
We paint to reflect, instead we autograph
We gather to honour, instead we inebriate
We…always we

Us disgust them
Them annoy us

Us mock them
Them undermine us

Us envy them
Them crave us

Us and them…always them and us

©Thabiso Nkoana 12.02.2009

Tuesday, 29 July 2014

La Khenya.

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La khenya, le busy ka di politricks tsa bo Thuthukile Zuma
instead of the history ya Yaa Asantewa
No man, la bora
You are more concerned about how some rich, spoilt, moody white boy,
shot and killed his super sexy, super hot, model girlfriend
gona le gore le botse ka Simon of Cyrene
Oh, I forget
you’re too occupied with Israel and Palestine bombing the crap outta one another
occupied with showing your solidarity with the occupied lands of Palestine
between five and seven in the evening, or on weekends
occupied with arranging marches to raise awareness about a family feud
Oh I’m sorry, have I simplified it a bit too much?
Are the Jews and Muslims of Palestine not family?
My bad, guess my mind was a bit too occupied with the current effects of bloody Europe and their bloody asshole “scramble for Arika”!!
Excuse me for wondering why we’re not building a super Afrikan army to go raid them European and American fucks for what they owe!
To quote a certain Riley Freeman,
“You gonna pay what you owe Santa!”
Sheba, bo Otto von Bismarck left a whole Namibia to their descendants, for them to do as they please with it.
“How?” you ask?  By slaughtering, I mean literally slaughtering thousands of the Nama and Herero people of that area.
And you want to tell me about Afghanistan and Iraq, you want to concern yourself with hippie fundamentals based on marijuana induced light bulb moments experienced by barefooted, middle class, pony tail wearing, white and mulato kids and even twanging Afrikan youngsters, whose whole life experience is built around suburban ways or whatever?  Heh? Nonsense!!  The very same hypocrites that shun people because they don’t dress like them, don’t speak like them, don’t smell like them or don’t aspire to the same ideologies as they do. 
“No, we are pigeons, you are an eagle.  Sorry, but you can’t fly with us.”
Tell me about how we fix or get back the more than R60 billion Chris Stals gave to the Broederbond, from the coffers of the South Afrikan Reserve Bank, through the then Volkskas bank, now you’re beloved ABSA?  Tell me that.
Ya, vele! Every time you use their ATMs or get a home loan from them, you’re unwittingly funding the Broederbond.  Remember them?  You think the Illuminati are badass?  These cats took over the country from right under the nose of ol’ Hertzog.  Apartheid?  Their brainchild.
And you want to tell me about a twenty five year old anthropologist.  Ga!  Let her dust the skeletons of her own closet, better yet, let her reveal the hidden artefacts of this department of envelopes and cell phones.
Let’s talk about Libya’s debt.  Let’s ponder how and why Haiti had to pay France.  Let’s debate how much England and its royal family actually owe Mzansi.  Hell, let's take five minutes in our day to speak to a homeless cat.  Just talk to the person!  Buy him or her some fruit, won’t cost more than R10, I promise.  Find out why that girl in your office or class never smiles.  Tell the sky it looks pretty today.
Meanwhile, I’m gonna find me a rich anthropologist to knock up.
Peace in Philippi Streets.

Monday, 28 July 2014

Six le Nine.




One session
Two stories
Three charlatans
Four lies
Five sets of random mutterings
Six concerned shitty-zens

One Rolex
Two roads
Three bumptious suits
Four development plans
Five blankets
Six tin roofs
Seven plots
Eight ounces
Nine mouths

One voice
Two attempts
Three barren bellies
Four berets
Five dick Tasers
Six questions

One truth
Two centres of power
Three ways of livity
Four protests
Five demonstrations
Six charities
Seven non governments
Eight –isms
Nine laws…

Thabiso Nkoana © 28.07.2014

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

Lexical Semantics: Bela Bartok and the Devaluation of Ethnomusicology






I assume you expect to hear from me, during this presentation, a commentary or account of the content in the essay by Bela Bartok, “The Influence of Peasant Music on Modern Music” (Bartok, 1931), as well as a description of what ethnomusicology is, along with it’s history.  For purposes of keeping within the academic frame, let me not call it an assumption and rather an educated guess (lexical semantics at play from the onset).  I, however, have decided to approach the problem from a different perspective, that is, to look at how lexical semantics might have led to ethnomusicology being regarded in some circles as the lesser sibling in the musicological family.  Indeed the task at hand requires me to at least answer, even if in passing, those more obvious questions stated above.  Why have I decided on this approach?  Quite simply, I don’t believe we’re here to describe or rehash music history.  My thinking is that we are here to offer opinions, question and think critically on musical events, ideologies, history and music self.  In this vein I offer my most humble opinions.

Saturday, 17 May 2014

The People Under The Sea.





If no human has ever seen a living giant squid, if we don’t know when and where “…the most gargantuan beast the Earth has yet produced…” breeds, if we have better maps of the surfaces Mars and the Moon than we do of our ocean floors, if there could be as many as thirty-million species of animals living under the sea, if we’ve only sent humans to the very bottom of the ocean once, in 1960, in a metal ball with small windows and no lights, is it too far a stretch of the imagination to entertain the possibility of intelligent life under our oceans?  (With all due respect to them, I’m not speaking here of dolphins and whales, I mean creatures with some or other form of technology).  And if we choose to entertain this inane suggestion, could we not also presume that they are mightily pissed off at us landlubbers? 

Tuesday, 29 April 2014

Turpitude.






Draconian Alliances buy blackface
with straight hair wrapped in patronising doeks
Another Nation Corrupted
by bald heads rested on impudent, gold threaded pillows
Out of the question!
Freedom Friends fight fiercely for forgotten faces in fancy footwear
while a Congress Of The People bickers over two old faces
 Definitely not!
Azanian People are yet to Move Pan African Consciousness
Prospects are dimming.
Yet still, I shall play along.

Friday, 18 April 2014

Mosiac





my heart is like my mouth, always open
my mind is like my sleeve
cut up into separate sections

be smart, unlike the doubt, laying hopeless
we’re blind despite the grief
cut up into separate sections

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

For The Poor, By The Poor.


Painting by Thabiso Phepeng, "Jozi".

http://www.southafricanartists.com/showartist.asp?WorkID=66606


Cape Town, 1983, Tricameral Constitution: in addition to the House of Assembly (whites), two separate assemblies are created for coloureds (House of Representatives) and Indians (House of Delegates). 
This is why some "Coloureds" and some Indians and many white people still have a sense of their being superior to Africans in South Africa.  Yes, these days they hide it well.  Political correctness has taught them to grin and bear the darkie, the black, the kaffir, to hold their tongues and watch their manners until they get home, but unfortunately hate and contempt aren't things that a person can easily hide. 

Thursday, 20 February 2014

Er ... Eish, I Forgot.





I feel I need to make something clear, for the sake of my sanity and for the sake of exposing artistic and more specifically, poetic charlatans.